DATE MY EX: SLADE SMILEY “TOOL”
DATE MY EX: SLADE SMILEY
“TOOL”
Date My Ex: Slade "Tool" Smiley
My first entry to my blog goes to Slade Smiley of “Date My Ex” in response to his recent blog on BravoTV.com.
First of all, a lot of the guys were intimidated by Slade because he was Jo’s fiance and the some of the guys actually thought he had a lot of pull in who Jo picks. To me, I own him. Let me say that again, “Lucas owns Slade Smiley.” Guys like Slade I eat for breakfast. With mustard of course.
The second day I was there (On Set) he told me to my face that he pissed off that Date My Ex casted me on the show because I was better looking, more ripped, and had a great personality. True story, I kid you not. I’m not saying I look like a greek God or super model, but that’s seriously what Slade said. From that point on I owned Slade and he had nothing on me.
Slade Smiley "Gay Face"
According to Bravo’s blog, Slade Smiley said that I was desperate to take my shirt off durng my first date with Jo. Let me reiterate to Slade, I’m not dating you. I’m trying to date Jo De La Rosa. Did you see and hear what Jo De La Rosa said when I took me shirt off? There were no complaints. Strictly smiles sucker! Sorry Slade that your a 40 year (Real Age) old geriatric with a 50 year old body. Maybe try some lipo. I bet that’s the cool thing to do in LA. O, thats right, your jobless right now and trying to break into the entertainment industry and you’re broke. Reality TV sure does make some big stars! 1, 2, 3 - NOT!
During the show, Slade said that he resigned from his job with the title company…right. More like got fired because he’s trying to become a “CELEBRITY” on Reality TV. Last time I checked I don’t think you can be SAG eligible and paid on a reality tv show, haha!
Slade Smiley "Douche Bag"
The Truth: So come to find out the house we are actually is not Slade’s. He talks big game, but has no actions and can’t follow through. Apparently, from what I heard at the house he has loft downtown LA and word was he was renting! Mr. Smiley big time Title and Mortgage douche bag isn’t so big time. I found this article about his current house situation in the OC and it’s very interesting…
http://www.irvinehousingblog.com/blog/comments/a-real-housedebtor-of-oc/
Slade Smiley - "Look at me, I lost Jo"
Slade’s Wardrobe: So the man is 40 years-old and wears dog tags and knitted sailor hats. Pretty Lame. Inside scoop, all the clothes he wore weren’t his. He actually had a wardrobe stylist. The think the wardrobe stylist purposely made Slade wear the clothes because she knew he would look like an idiot. Slade, maybe I’ll let you borrow one of my super duper deep v-necks to wear…o, that’s right - you have the chest of a 14 year-old boy. So probably couldn’t pull it off.
P.S. - The wardrobe stylist was “good people”, no pun intended.
Date My Ex: Slade Smiley "Look at my yellow teeth smile : )"
In Slade’s blog he writes that I have no dance moves and that I’m trying to be a professional break dancer, LOL! Well, it’s a good thing I don’t even break dance. I dance for fun and use to have a dance company when I was in college six years ago. I’m no professional by any means, but Slade if you want to “GET SERVED!” just name the date and time. I would love to make a mockery out of you. O, that’s right. You don’t dance because your so old now that your joints and bones are bad. I’ll FEDEX you a gallon of milk and some soft serve for your aching bones and that should help you out “Old Balls.”
Slade Smiley did say one thing that was right. Yes, I am a country boy. That’s right I change a flat tire in 13 minutes, pluck and skin a duck, drywall a room, and many other “Country Boy” things. I’m proud to say I grew up in Wadena, MN and Bemidji, MN!
O, and apparently I made a big mistake by lying to Slade about going up to Jo’s apartment and meeting the girls, HA! When I got back from my date with Jo, Slade said already had known that I was at the apartment because he got word from the girls via text message. To me, relationships are private and I don’t sit and spill the beans to everyone about everything I do. That’s why I told the guys I didn’t get invited up to Jo’s apartment.
So Slade didn’t want David picked and he was picked, and he didn’t want me picked because I “Lied” - That means Slade you really don’t know Jo and your intentions to help her are worthless. I mean come on, everyone knows that your still in love with her and that your “Co-Dependent”
So Slade writes in his blog “Jo doesn’t always make the best choices in my opinion, but this is her life and she has to figure it out for herself.”
Let me get this straight, Slade broke up with Jo on a couch during a counseling session. Jo moves to LA and pursue her dream. Slade’s career and house goes down the tube so Slade moves to LA. He denies chasing Jo or moving to LA because of her. Slade says he wants to help Jo find a good guy to date……DATE MY EX: JO & SLADE
Ok here’s some funny stuff. So Slade said that he and Jo are best friends. Well, during the show he kept talking about this Russian model that he kept corresponding to. Well, from what I heard Jo didn’t even know about her. Yeah best friends for life my butt! I think she looks like a man….
Alright, I’m off to Las Vegas and I’ve done enough venting about Slade Smiley.
Thanks For Reading!
Lucas James
www.Lucas-James.com
SLADE’S BLOG:
http://www.bravotv.com/Date_My_Ex/season/1/blogs/index.php?blog=slade_smiley&article=2008/07/someones_going_to_get_clobbere#
Pictures:
www.TheDirty.com - http://www.thedirty.com/?p=29793